Houston Haiku

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Monday, March 27, 2006

New Pet for Room 5

Hey there little dude
Will you like this classroom home?
Eat a bug, relax

Sidenote: my hand looks
pasty, mottled, misshapen
am I a zombie?

Hey little dragon
I see no beard on your chin
Still just a baby?

Rodeo highlights

Go Britney Spareribs!
The rodeo is over
Pig races live on

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Spring Break Disaster

Airline luggage lost
Why did I put my keys there?
Never leave Houston

Friday, March 10, 2006

Darwin at Work

Gator munches shark.
Natural selection drawn
Red in tooth and claw.

Monday, March 06, 2006

On sale now at the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo

Sombrero squirrel
with a bottle of fire
Your eyes are glassy
- by Commonplace

Senor Nutcracker
jaunty; ready for action
tequila for two?
- by HaikuHou

Frozen squirrel caught
in the rodeo-light glow
does the night bring life?
- by Commonplace

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Hard Out Here For a Pimp

Interpretive dance
Hustle and flow, sanitized
For the viewing mass
- by Catfish

It's hard out there for
a pimp when interpreted
by Oscars honkys
- by Commonplace

Oscar Night

Oscar predictions
Some win, some lose, but the real
fun is the cleavage
-by Catfish

Oscars with nachos
Always picking the losers
means I drink too much
-by Commonplace

Tapas in the Village

Mi Luna hostess
sucks but goat cheese, sangria
and tres leches shine
- by Commonplace

Tres leches divine
Three milks; one square of goodness
A sweet birthday treat.
- by Catfish

Friday, March 03, 2006

Idle Thoughts at Onion Creek

Dear errant crouton,
your O.C. freedom bid is
thwarted by square sides

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Hidden Sculpture

Clank on train tracks to
secret Summer Street where heads
of state rule the night
- by commonplace

The dead prez roll call
Lined up, spooky in the dark
Are they watching us?
- by catfish

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Las chicas calientes de Brownsville

George Strait is not gay
men's wishful thinking, we say
Ride 'em, cowgirl, ride!

Apple pie at the rodeo

Tall, filled with goodness
Slice of americana
Just like a cowboy